Role play: Ordering drinks in a pub

What is the most likely response to this situational question?
”Hey, how’s it going? What may I get you?”

1. A one-way direct flight to New York please.
2. A pint of larger, a large gin and tonic, easy on the tonic, a packet of smoky bacon crisps and a whiskey on the rocks please.
3. A pair of high heels, a lipstick and George Clooney or David Beckham please?

Please write your answer below.