EXCITED, excited – you wouldn’t believe how many ants I’ve got in my pants!
It’s only 5 and half years since Liverpool royaly kicked Real Madrid in the ass with a 4-0 win, and I am looking for another gigantic RM defeat.
Ok, so Liverpool aren’t on fire at the moment, but butterfingered Casillas has fallen off his perch and he needs to go and coach a kids club. Of course, I have to admit that CR7 is a footballing genius but I’m still in love with Stevie Gerrard. I can’t understand a word he says because he’s a Scouser and I’m a Yorkshire lass but you don’t have to speak the same language to fall in love. Come on, just look at his cheeky face and repeat after me: COME ON LIVERPOOL!
Finally, there are loads of my clients and friends who will think this post is a load of claptrap. However, I would have to say, very politely because I am British, I’m sorry but you’re wrong!
LIVERPOOL, LIVERPOOL, LIVERPOOL
- This morning I bumped into a friend while I was on my way to the beach
- A stranger stopped me in the street and treated me to a coffee
- I bought an invention which means I will never have to sew ever again. However, it does mean I need to learn how to use an iron
- My little nephew has stopped calling me aunty and now uses my real name: Juanita
So what could make my day even better? Well, the icing on the cake would be a Barca victory. I know, many of you are Real Madrid supporters but what can I say: Bring it on CR7, WE ARE READY!
Stay calm and enjoy the match!