EOI English B2-1 Exam Success: Congratulations Inma

Like most people Inma had butterflies in her stomach before taking her EOI exams.  She worked extremely hard to prepare for her exams and coped really well under a lot pressure.  She, intelligently, ignored my advice to take non-legal drugs before the exam, and passed with flying colours.  Inma took the bull by the horns, faced her fears, and truthfully, deserved to pass.

Achieving your goals is never easy, it takes a lot of hard work, discipline, self-study, dedication and determination.  Achieving things, however big or small, should always be celebrated and congratulated. Well done Inma – you are awesome! I am chuffed to bits for you!

So, what do Inglés Málaga clients say about us? Well, read a few testimonials and you´ll get a good idea.

For more information about English courses, email Janette

The 3 Kings / Wise Men are coming!

I have ants in my pants because I hope The 3 Wise Men bring me a divorced George Clooney wrapped in a red ribbon.  However, I wish I had been a better person in 2017 because it´s highly likely that they aren´t going to give me anything.

  1. I hope + present tense= a DESIRE
  2. I wish I had been (wish + past perfect) = a REGRET

In recent years, I have received some very bizarre presents!

Disco Santa is feeling the festive groove

Disco Santa is feeling the Christmas groove.  He has had a very difficult year, and is still trying to get his head around:

  1. The Trump administration
  2. The genocide and ethnic cleansing in, ( to name a few countries) Myanmar, the Yemen, Syria, Sudan and Ethiopia
  3. The political soap opera in Spain
  4. The Paradise Papers
  5. Brexit, and the social value of public referendums
  6. The value of the Bitcoin

Consequently, Santa is taking a break from the unpalatable behaviour of mankind, and he´s celebrating life with his elf friends and some disco. Santa says:  ”Next year, we must do better”.

Ronny says: ”A little bit of alcohol gives you skipping legs!”

Get skipping with Ronny the reindeer. Ronny says:  ”If you skip for 5 minutes a day,  you will become healthier.”

 

A big shout out to the graphic designer, Markus Magnusson from Sweden.  Why not check out his animations, or suggest an amazing Spanish animator for me to promote.

Ronny says: ”Put that cupcake down and get in shape.”

Get in shape with Ronny the reindeer. Ronny says:  ”If you do 20 minutes of exercise 5 times a week,  you can get legless during the last week of December.”

A big shout out to the graphic designer, Markus Magnusson from Sweden.  Why not check out his animations, or suggest an amazing Spanish animator for me to promote.