Dry January 2019

I, like 5 million people in the UK, have given up alcohol for January.  After a very overindulgent December, my body has said: ” Enough Janette, it´s time to get on the wagon and stay off the booze for a month”.

How about you? What are you giving up this month to kick-start some healthy habits?

Three unwise men, a donkey and a pair of bobby dazzlers!

janette-bobby-dazzlersSo, the 3 Wise Men have come and gone and, obviously, all three of them need to go to the ear doctor (an Otolaryngology (pronounced oh/toe/lair/in/goll/oh/jee) because I specifically requested, for the 5th year running, a 1967 Aston Martin, a pub-sized pool table, and a 1950´s juke box, and instead, they gave me a pair of socks with a note on them that said: ‘’Get running couch potato!’’socks

Truth be told, I am very keen on my socks, and, they are called ‘Bobby Dazzlers’ which sounds totally cool, wouldn´t you agree?

Ok, spill the beans, what did you get?

Petition for plastic free supermarkets

Lisa lives in Málaga, but was born in the south of England. She´s a professional belly dancer, a teacher, and an ardent activist, supporting a wide range of local and national charitable organisations.  She has adopted 4 stray dogs on the streets of Málaga, and is always willing to lend a hand to people in need.

What´s on her mind?

 

Muti-nationals don´t pay enough tax

Alice Bailey is a childhood friend. She spent most of her youth breaking rules, challenging institutions, and corrupting me into the wild word of binge drinking and underage clubbing. She is a DJ, broadcast journalist, and is currently the senior press officer for Welcome to Yorkshire.

What´s on her mind?

Vegetable Shake: Under no circumstances

The craziest suggestion to cure your hangover is to make yourself a vegetable shake. And, although I´m a vegetarian, and I love a great spinach and celery juice, under no circumstances am I going to turn on the blender to pulp a load of greens when my head is already about to explode. It´s a ridiculous suggestion!

So, what’s your hangover cure?

Hangover cures for Sunday mornings

hangover cures worldMost of us have woken up the morning after a wild night painting the town red with a banging headache. You know it’s going to be a bad day when you can’t lift your head off the pillow without your brain screaming at you: ” Call a doctor, you are dying” Yes, you’ve got a hangover from hell, and you probably only have a vague recollection of what happened the night before.

So, with this in mind, what are the best hangover cures?

 

EVENTOS SOCIALES: INGLÉS MÁLAGA SHERLOCK HOLMES P.I.

INGLÉS MÁLAGA SHERLOCK HOLMES P.I.

It´s after midnight and the streets of London are covered in thick fog. On Baker Street, someone or something evil is lurking in the dark.  Unfortunately, Sherlock Holmes is paralysed with fear, and his faithful partner, Dr Watson, has retired and gone to live on the party island of Ibiza. Dark deeds and criminal activity are on the increase, and the City of London is calling out for help. Can you answer their call?

Do you have what it takes to become an Inglés Málaga Sherlock Holmes Private Investigator? Do you want to practise and improve your English oral communication skills in a fun way?

Can you find the evidence? Can you track down the suspects? Can you uncover the truth from the lies and deceit?  Can you make an arrest before the villains make their escape?  Are you ready?

If you think you’ve got what it takes to be an Inglés Málaga Sherlock Holmes Private Investigator, and you want to improve your English communication skills in an entertaining way, why not take part in the Inglés Málaga´s Sherlock Holmes P.I. event?

To participate and for further information, please complete the contact form, or email Janette, Senior Sherlock Holmes Private Investigator: info.inglesmalaga@gmail.com

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EVENTOS SOCIALES: INGLÉS MÁLAGA: PASAPALABRA TWISTER

INGLÉS MÁLAGA: PASAPALABRA TWISTER

Inglés Málaga Pasapalabra Twister is a word game which will liberate your mind, improve your vocabulary, and ensure you laugh your pants off.

Can you describe a crazy octopus playing the drums? Do you have the linguistic dexterity to express a happy pirate frying fish? Can you help your team win the Inglés Málaga Pasapalabra Twister trophy?

If you think you’ve got what it takes to be an Inglés Málaga Pasapalabra Twister contestant, and improve your English communication skills at the same time, why not take part in an Inglés Málaga Pasapalabra Twister event?

To apply to be an Inglés Málaga Pasapalabra Twister contestant, please complete the contact form or email Janette, Senior Pasapalabra Twister Sister: info.inglesmalaga@gmail.com

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EVENTOS SOCIALES: INGLÉS MÁLAGA: CLUEDO SUSPECTS

INGLÉS MÁLAGA: CLUEDO SUSPECTS

Inglés Málaga Cluedo Suspects is a murder mystery game which will test your English language skills. You will use your investigative skills, improve your vocabulary, and ensure that, at least, one murderer is off the streets of Málaga.

Everyone suspects you. But, did you really do it? You are convinced that you were nowhere near the hall. Moreover, you have never even laid an eyeball on Miss Scarlet. And, as you are a little bit twisted, your weapon of choice would certainly have been a rope.

Are the police officers complete nutjobs?

Do you have the deductive powers and linguistic abilities to work out the clues, solve the murder, and prove your innocence?

If you think you’ve got what it takes to be an Inglés Málaga Cluedo Suspect, and you want to improve your English communication skills in an entertaining way, why not take part in an Inglés Málaga´s Cluedo Suspect event?

To apply to be an Inglés Málaga Cluedo Suspect, please complete the contact form or email Janette, Senior Nutjob Police officer: info.inglesmalaga@gmail.com

MÁS PREGUNTAS?

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