Wake up and smell the coffee!

wake up and smell the coffeeWake up and smell the coffee is an expression we use when we are telling someone, figuratively speaking of course, that they are delusional!
For example, on a monthly basis my little brother says to me:
Janette, wake up and smell the coffee:

  1. Wine is not a health substitute for water!
  2. You are never ever going to get married to George Clooney or David Beckham and your latest addiction to Adam Levine is just pathetic!
  3. Frying an egg is neither rocket science nor neurophysics!

And I respond with great intellectual dexterity by saying:
‘’Shut up, you loser!’’

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