Role play: At the police station

What is the most likely response to this situational question?
”Why have you come to the police station this morning Sir?”

1. I’d like to listen to some chilled-out tunes please.
2. I’d like to inform you that corruption is immoral, unethical, dishonourable and dishonest.  And, where can I go to see a man about a dog?
3. I’d like to report a crime please.

Please comment below. Is it 1, 2 or 3?